Antony Gormley

Antony Gormley's busking career takes off after deciding to change from pretending to be a statue to making loads of statues of himself. But then it goes bad.

First published 21st Sep 2011

God gets jealous of Zeus getting all these women. Decides to send the Angel Of The North by Antony Gormley to announce his intentions to Mary. With Leonardo Da Vinci, Correggio, Gustav Klimt, Titian and Fra Angelico.

First published in guardian.co.uk on 20 June 2012