I respect your distaste of materialism Birthday card

Funny, witty text-based card from the “Page 1, Page 3” range, where the punchline is revealed on the inside.

The image shows both the cover and the inside of the card (Page 1 and Page 3!). The cover says “I respect your distaste of materialism“. Message inside says “So I took the present back. HAPPY BIRTHDAY”

This coated card measures 120 x 170mm and comes with a white envelope, all in a cello wrap.